Paris Hilton needs some emotional help

Quote from FireWalker:

I agree there is a fine line between absolutely bored out your mind and crazy.

Someone has my phone. Might be William Shatner. Check out my blog and you might see a few good ideas. Those are crazy? Kind of. But not the kind they put you in mental institutions for. The kind that threaten authority though for sure.

For some reason my mom and dad showed up in Thousand Oaks, California, United States of America. I didn't invite them, but said sure they could visit me and my natural mother and grandfather. They didn't help much. Then they said I was crazy and took me to the Ventura County mental health institute. I met the lady in charge and she gave me a clean bill of health. Even gave me a little piece of paper that says so. I think my parents are the ones with the problem.
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A few of my ideas:
- decentralized monetary system that would work globally (easy to implement too)
- tiered security with full visibility into the back doors (works for corporate and government communications as well as personal security). Personal security being paramount as long as you didn't do anything wrong to others.

I've got a ton more, but am working on arranging some venture capital now.

I have to post to myself because I am so freaking bored. Can't even find a girlfriend in Scottsdale, Arizona. I have great taste in food, cars, music. Very laid back. How does one find a girlfriend? The bars are all empty. My hotel pool is almost devoid of women. Going to the mall now to check things out. Need some shorts.
 
1) It's been over two years since the last time Paris Hilton was in the joint.

2) She was locked up in an all-women's facility.

3) Ask your doctor if Zyprexa™ may be right for you.
 
Quote from Rearden Metal:

1) It's been over two years since the last time Paris Hilton was in the joint.

I never suggested she was in that jail, only that she received my phone.

2) She was locked up in an all-women's facility.

I was in an all-men's facility.

3) Ask your doctor if Zyprexa™ may be right for you.

Would you like to talk about SSRIs and other brain altering pharmaceutical drugs? I guarantee I understand the effects on the human brain and the economics behind them better than you.
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Why is it that everyone on this website and everyone in person is so incredibly stupid?
 
Actually, I had the idea of the decentralized global money system months ago, I outlined it here on ET. I was going to set it up like 7-11's and franchise it out to every Indian and Paki I could find.. I love those people anyhow...

USA Today had the neatest article regarding left brain and right brain.. people with a hyperfunctioning right brain aren't really nuts.. different, dangerous to established things maybe...
 
Actually, I invented the Euro, I outlined it on Yahoo, the Council jacked my shit and look where we are today. I know how Al Gore feels about inventing things
 
I was in that Council meeting. I both pleaded and pled for your life, it cost me a good bit but they spared you.. nice work btw...
 
Well, my idea is pretty simple actually. Promise Markup Language for lack of a better term. Simply describe promises between people and track the results. This models what small tribes do, but scales up globally. It allows anything to be used as money, including FRNs, gold, silver, etc. It forces central banks to provide a competitive product.

This is nothing like "I invented the internet". I am a software developer and reverse engineered the concept of money, then designed a system that abstracts it and removes the need for central banks.
 
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Well, my idea is pretty simple actually. Promise Markup Language for lack of a better term. Simply describe promises between people and track the results. This models what small tribes do, but scales up globally. It allows anything to be used as money, including FRNs, gold, silver, etc. It forces central banks to provide a competitive product.

This is nothing like "I invented the internet". I am a software developer and reverse engineered the concept of money, then designed a system that abstracts it and removes the need for central banks.
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The fastest way to start the idea would be for a bank that issues Mastercard/Visa to begin accepting other forms of payment such as electronic gold and silver. So you could use your Mastercard to pay someone in USD, but pay your bill in gold. That's a simple step one to implementing PML.
 
Quote from FireWalker:

The fastest way to start the idea would be for a bank that issues Mastercard/Visa to begin accepting other forms of payment such as electronic gold and silver. So you could use your Mastercard to pay someone in USD, but pay your bill in gold. That's a simple step one to implementing PML.
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Yep. Somebody definitely has my phone. They copied the sim numbers over, but it's not my original one. No music on the sd card. The code for the hidden desktop is missing. And the music I played for my son in Bangkok on his first trip to the pediatrician is missing. Plus there are scratches on the screen that weren't there before and the slider doesn't match up at the top they way it used to. This phone was abused. Definitely chick-owned. I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton wanted it and swapped hers out for mine. I know my phone Paris.
 
Quote from FireWalker:

Yep. Somebody definitely has my phone. They copied the sim numbers over, but it's not my original one. No music on the sd card. The code for the hidden desktop is missing. And the music I played for my son in Bangkok on his first trip to the pediatrician is missing. Plus there are scratches on the screen that weren't there before and the slider doesn't match up at the top they way it used to. This phone was abused. Definitely chick-owned. I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton wanted it and swapped hers out for mine. I know my phone Paris.
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Firewalker, you sound like a very smart person, so how can Paris Hilton have your phone, and why she want your phone? That is maybe your imagination that you think is real?
 
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