Panetta to lift ban on women in combat

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Women should be welcome in the military, but only as professional prostitutes. It would be a patriotic thing to do, to ensure little Johnny gets laid more than just a handful of times before he gets his dick blown off by an IED :D. Think about their medals: The Red Star, for taking it up the ass. The Double Mounted Service medal, for doing two guys at once. The Distinguished 10 Star medal, for serving naked. The Exemplary Service Medal, for providing a dozen blowjobs everyday while deployed. The Bronze Orbs medal, for having fake boobs done in the name of the country.

Of course, when women become too old to make a living as an army prostitute it could be off to the glue factory for her…or, even better, off to the battle field to find land mines!
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Women used to bivouac & follow nearby combat units just for such purposes, but they were not combatants themselves.
 
Yeah, the ladies will do just fine in this. Marines after a fierce firefight south of the DMZ, Vietnam, October 1966.

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