IMAO: In My World: Shoulda Listened to Admiral Akbar
The left wingers were scampering through the forest and soon saw their prey. "It's McCain's new VP pick Sarah Palin," one said. "Let's get her!"
Palin stood assuming in an open field, and the left wingers were soon upon her. "You're inexperienced!" one shouted.
"You've barely been in politics!" said another.
"It was irresponsible of McCain to pick someone as unexperienced as you as a running mate!" shrieked another.
"So it would be better for her to be at the top of ticket?" asked a familiar voice from behind.
"IT'S A TRAP!" one of the left wingers shouted, but it was too late. The ground gave out beneath them and they all fell into a pit.
"Now we're trapped!" a left-winger cried.
"And you brought me with you!" Barack Obama yelled angrily as he sat on the floor of the pit.
"Aww, how could we fall for such an obvious trap?" one left-winger whined.
"It must have been Rove!" one shouted. "I thought I heard him."
"You're 'The One'!" a left-winger said to Obama. "You can get us out of here!"
"I've never held a real job in my entire life!" Obama said. "I don't know how to do anything useful!"
"Muh ha ha ha!" laughed the hooded figure of Karl Rove who stared down at them from above.
"Could you throw down something to help us up?" Obama asked.
"Yessss," Rove hissed, "I can throw down some... FLESH EATING BEETLES!"
The group screamed as giant beetles rained upon them.
"What do we do!" one cried.
"I know!" said another. "We can yell misogynistic things at Palin! That's bound to help us!"
"Good idea," Obama said. "Let's do it quickly."
One of the left-wingers looked up. "Uh... she has a moose rifle... and I'm pretty sure she knows how to use it."
"Oh," Obama said. "Then let's wait on that."
