A relative in Florida told me this story of the recent Tornadoes which hit central Florida. The story has it that a middle aged man was taking a late night dump while paging through a girlie mag as his wife slept. Startled by the sudden loud weather which was shaking thier trailor home the awackened wife rushed to see where the husband was. As she neared the bathroom the middle part of the roof blew off which sent her to the floor. As she looked up she saw her husband sucked straight up like a vacuum tube at a bank drive through. Apparantly he was trying to wipe up when the twister snatched him up as the wife said a streamer of toilet paper followed him up and out the hole in the roof. A witness a couples of miles away reported what appeared to be a kite with a long tail shooting skyward into the funnel. The man has not been found yet, however an Alligator hunter 40 miles away in a Lake Okeefachobee swamp reported a cedar tree in the middle of the swamp had been toilet papered and that there was a nudie centerfold tangled in the branches.
A local sheriffs deputy believes there may be a connection and states that even if the gentlemen survived the 40 mile tornado ride the gators probably got him.
I don't know if this story is BS, but it is sure to become an urban legend.
Rennick
A local sheriffs deputy believes there may be a connection and states that even if the gentlemen survived the 40 mile tornado ride the gators probably got him.
I don't know if this story is BS, but it is sure to become an urban legend.
Rennick
