Your problem is you are too smart,and it appears you were never a knucklehead like the rest of us![]()
Oh no, I was a total knucklehead. I just wasn't allowed. I was working for three months when the NCAA tournament rolled around. They had bets going on all over the place, where you paid X for a team and if that team won you collected $64. One of the exchanges even cleared a specialist desk to make these bets. I was in the office doing clerk stuff, and Temple had a good team that year but was about to get upset. Maybe there were two minutes left in the game and they were down by about eight. One of the traders, said he would pay $.10 for 100 Temple, I turned and said sold. Within minutes my boss caught wind of that, and my ass was called into his office where he just berated me for about fifteen straight minutes. 'You fucking moron, risking $6,400 to make $10... and on, and on, and on it went.' I swear to god, I never lived that one down, haunted me for months. There was never a convo about badging me that someone didn't bring that up.
Four months later I saw a guy try to collect $3,200 selling teeny calls, it wasn't even part of a trade he wanted, it was just a dead day in CL, price was in the teens, vol was dead, he was trying to get off a put spread no one wanted, and added in 3,200 $32 calls @ cabinet, a trader, mostly out of boredom, said done... worthless shit 100% above current market... then helis flew over Kuwait, cost him $29,000,000.
I think those two experiences were so deeply burned into my psyche that even the thought of NOT OWNING wings was enough to make me break into sweats.
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