One of the greatest democrats line ever

Facebook employee: I have 500k in stock options

ME: Great, you are going to get taxed to hell, like 35%

Employee: Why? I earned that money? How can they take that?

Me: Did you vote for obama?

Employee: :Yes.

Me: That's what democrats do, they take you money

Employee: That's not fair

me: YOu voted for obama: sorry kiss it goodbye

employee: that's not fair I earned it.

me: (internally) ahhahahahahahhahah
 
"Facebook employee: I have 500k in stock options

ME: Great, you are going to get taxed to hell, like 35%

Employee: Why? I earned that money? How can they take that?"

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Big Bird








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