Just barely, but I think I'm going to make it.
So I decided after filling up my 2008 VW Rabbit on June 11th for $59 that buying gas fucking sucks. And then I decided that I wasn't going to bitch about it. I wasn't going to blame speculators, Bush, environmentalists, those weird tree people in Berkeley, Arabs, OPEC, or oil companies. I was just not going to use as much of this awful, shitty product that is seriously fucking up our country.
I hate buying gas. It's sucks. And I don't feel like supporting a bunch of shitface ragheads and simultaneously fucking up our planet just so Barbara Bush can buy more Monistat.
So I have been driving a tiny bit less, combining trips, carpooling (4x total) and not pushing th RPMs past 3. And it worked. And I won't buy more gas until July. And I have more money for liquor now - and it rules.
So I decided after filling up my 2008 VW Rabbit on June 11th for $59 that buying gas fucking sucks. And then I decided that I wasn't going to bitch about it. I wasn't going to blame speculators, Bush, environmentalists, those weird tree people in Berkeley, Arabs, OPEC, or oil companies. I was just not going to use as much of this awful, shitty product that is seriously fucking up our country.
I hate buying gas. It's sucks. And I don't feel like supporting a bunch of shitface ragheads and simultaneously fucking up our planet just so Barbara Bush can buy more Monistat.
So I have been driving a tiny bit less, combining trips, carpooling (4x total) and not pushing th RPMs past 3. And it worked. And I won't buy more gas until July. And I have more money for liquor now - and it rules.
