Oil is up today because ...

[Bowgett]

All unemployed teenagers are going to drive this summer ...

 

[makloda]

More people walking away from their homes and moving into mobile motor vehicles

 

[mgookin]

...George Bush is still president of the United States. Obliterate every American for the benefit of his corporate buddies. USAID program does the same thing. Notice in the unemployment report today where they said "And manufacturing is way down, but that's normal."

If his hometown were Maine lobster would cost $500/ lb if he could make it happen.