IMAO: I Just Can't Quit You
"So if you took the Daily Kos, and instead of writing diaries, you have the people come up and say that on a pulpit, I guess that's basically Obama's former church Trinity. And you can't say they don't represent a wide assortment of views there because they even invited over some cracker priest to preach inane, race-baiting political views.
So what caused Obama to finally leave Trinity United Church of Crazy? Did one day start talking about how Jesus died for everyone's sins and Obama was like, "I've been attending this church for twenty years, and I've never heard such craziness. Leave the Jesus talk for the red states. I came here to hear a paranoid rant about whitey!"
Know what Obama should try? Kabbalah. I hear its big in Hollywood.
Anyway, word is Obama has now left a ton of groups just in case to avoid any more controversy.
GROUPS OBAMA HAS FORMERLY BROKEN TIES WITH
* Weight Watchers
* The New Weather Underground
* Colombia House
* The Decepticons
* An exclusive country club that doesn't allow crackers to join (or the Jews, of course)
* The Foot Clan
* The Ku Klux Klan (he attended meeting with his grandma)
* Gold's Gym
* The Super Adventure Club
* Team Rocket
* The state of Illinois
* The Democratic Party
* The Obama family"
