Quote from 377OHMS:
Inability to state vocation even in vague terms. Inability to cite any sport or physical activity you participate in. Inability to indicate any hobby you pursue even in general terms. Numerous indications that you exist on financial assistance. Generalized hatred towards the world. Lack of friends, particularly on this site. Unrestrained use of expletives when unnecessary. Disproportionate use of cut and pasted material generated by others.
Most likely congenital paraplegic. People here should be aware and not be so rough on you.