Obama produces his birth cert. to prove he's an all American boy

[W4rl0ck]

Tell us more about what it's like in your fantasy land.

Quote from smilingsynic:

Of course they are. It is ET, which stands for Elite Trader AND Entertainment, which I get by reading comments from all of the Starbucks' working wanna-be traders who live with their parents and who trade Sim. And vote Republican, because they are so successful and self-sufficient.

 

[wjk]

Quote from bigdavediode:

has been in a sealed plastic bubble to avoid being contaminated by facts.

LOL. Bigdave, that is a hilarious line. I will have to save that one. You've made my night. On that one, I'm outa here.

Congrats to the Obama supporters. Maybe the fact that this one wasn't close will end the angst of the last two close ones. Peace

 

[bigdavediode]

Quote from yoohoo:

Here's a little bubble wrap remover...

That's funny. They had to cover the actual translation with their "translation."

"He is the son of this village" becomes "He was born in this village."

Well the State of Hawaii says you are wrong. The State of Hawaii says that he was born in Hawaii.

 

[bigdavediode]

Quote from wjk:

LOL. Bigdave, that is a hilarious line. I will have to save that one. You've made my night. On that one, I'm outa here.

Have a good night.

If you saw his speech, things are getting better already. Sleep well.

 

[yoohoo]

Quote from bigdavediode:

The Berg case was dismissed for "lack of standing" (ie. he's crazy) and he wants to appeal it.

Oh boy!

The 34-page memorandum that accompanied the court order from Judge R. Barclay Surrick said ordinary citizens can't sue to ensure that a presidential candidate actually meets the constitutional requirements of the office.

Instead, Surrick said Congress could determine "that citizens, voters, or party members should police the Constitution's eligibility requirements for the Presidency," but that it would take new laws to grant individual citizens that ability.

"Until that time," Surrick says, "voters do not have standing to bring the sort of challenge that Plaintiff attempts to bring."

So this is how your idea of a judge saying it's crazy?

Anyway, doesn't look half as convincing as mine. You can CLEARLY see the signatures on mine.

 

[bigdavediode]

Quote from yoohoo:

"Until that time," Surrick says, "voters do not have standing to bring the sort of challenge that Plaintiff attempts to bring."

So this is how your idea of a judge saying it's crazy?

Yup. Bat. Shit. Insane. The easiest out for the judge is "lack of standing" because there is no "get the fuck out of my courtroom you stupid git" option.

Anyway, doesn't look half as convincing as mine. You can CLEARLY see the signatures on mine.

Good for you. The State of Hawaii already confirm that it's real, and frankly, they're rather pissed off about the whole thing.

Apparently you 9/11 truthers and birth certificate crazies drove them nuts.

 

[W4rl0ck]

Don't worry.

I'm sure BO's brother ABONGO will vouch for him.

Looks like he might have helped draft up that one the OP posted.

ABONGO.

 

[bigdavediode]

Quote from W4rl0ck:

Don't worry.

I'm sure BO's brother ABONGO will vouch for him.

Looks like he might have helped draft up that one the OP posted.

ABONGO.

My god. The man has a funny name.

Horrors. Horrors.

Yawn. Night for now.