JB: Hey sport, you send for me?
BO: Uh, yeah Joe, uh, we have a, uh, situation and, uh, weâre gonna need you to, uh, do something drastic.
JB: Hey buddy, donât worry. Olâ Sheriff Joe is on the case!
BO: Uh, yeah. Uh wellâ¦uh Joe, put down the letter opener, remember what happened last time.
JB: Oh God, yeah. What was I thinking?
BO: Anyway, uh, the âSecret Undisclosed Locationâ has been compromisedâ¦
JB: HEY! I said I was sorry but how were they gonna deliver the pizza if I didnât give them the address?
BO: â¦uhâ¦yeah. Well, anyway I have a new plan.
JB: Did Valerie say it was OK?
BO: HEY! Iâm the President and I make the big decisions by myself!
JB: â¦
BO: â¦
JB: â¦
BO: Yes, OK? As I was saying, uh, thereâs a new plan. What Iâ¦
JB: Valerie.
BO: â¦WE are going to do is to announce that, uh, youâre being replaced as VP.
JB: For one lousy pizza?!?
BO: Cool your jets Joe. Weâre just going to tell the people that but youâll still be the Veep, just, uh, kinda, uh, super secret like.
JB: Oh! Like Secret Squirrel?
BO: â¦uh, surrrrre. Well, after the election you just move back to Dakotaâ¦
JB: Delaware.
BO: â¦wherever you wantâ¦and just pretend like youâre, uh, no longer the Veep.
JB: So, what should I do?
BO: Well, pretty much what you do now.
JB: Bitchinâ! Do I still get the motorcade?
BO: No.
JB: How about my clothing allowance? Itâs expensive to get those juice stains out.
BO: No.
JB: My secretary?
BO: I keep telling you Joe, thatâs a portrait of Dolly Madison.
JB: Then how come sheâs not holding any cupcakes?
BO: â¦Off topic Joe. Now, uh, can you do this for me?
JB: Sure Buckaroo. Iâll go undercover. Iâll be deeper than a fruitfly in a mango grove!
BO: Aâ¦what? In a what? Nevermind. Well this willâ¦put down the paperweightâ¦this will be effective immediately Joe.
JB: Can it wait until after lunch? They got pudding today!
BO: Uh, sure.