Nevermind the economy, America's competative edge, and new taxes. Obama is beyond all that.
You see, Obama embodies a world full of hope and peace. He is of many colors with a first and last name of African heritage, with an Arab middle name to celebrate Arabic/Islamic subjugation of all Africans --but that's okay-- because Obama is of many cultures and religions, not just partial to one. Obama is above and beyond it all because he's a citizen of the World.
Obama loves America but loves the World more... You see, Obama is a worldly man. He understands that Iran's leader should have a bigger piece of this world because it's just not fair, dang it. Give all Islamic preditor nations a chance to bet on the West's demise --Obama is beyond it all because he looks good, talks good, and not another one of those pasty white nativists. Therefore, he must be the answer. He IS the answer. He is the anti-Bush. He IS HOPE.
Got Hope?