NYSE closing for James Browns' funeral!!!!

James brown, looking at his stock portfolio;

"Get On up, get on -up, whoah, get- on -up, Watch me, yio-aaaah!, get on -up....."
 
Whatch me short now.... he he he he short now........ I'm gonna short the market, he he he he just like bluestreack..... he he he he he.... close it down for my funeral now...... YEAAAAAAAA so he don't get beat, just like my wife did..... wooooooow.....
 
Quote from flytiger:

best one I saw on the ET Joke thread...



" uhhh! I fe-e-e-e-e-l bad!"

Actually, the best was a while ago if you remember Ella Fitzgerald did the scat singing ( no, not that kind of scat) and the commercial was Memorex recording tape. the line was "Is it real, or is it Memorex.?"

So wag posted somewhere, "no we know. It's Memorex".
 
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