Quote from CaptainObvious:
I agree. This whole constitution thing is bullshit. We need some changes. I suggest the following:
1st amendment Freedom of the press...gone. Media must receive permission to speak. I'll decide who gives the permission.
6th and 7th amendments Right to a trail by jury...gone. The obviously gulity are executed immediately.
13th amendment. Abilition of slavery...gone. We need cheap labor to be competitive. And don't think you lazy white fucks are getting off. Slaves can be of any color I choose.
14th amendment...gone. Anchor babies lose citizenship immediatly, retroactive all the way back to the beginning.
16th amendment...gone. No more income tax collected.
17th amendment...gone. Election of senators will no longer be determined by popular vote. Cage match to the death seems more appropriate. Only males can compete for office.
19th amendment...gone. Women voting. Who was the dumb ass who came up with this. Back in the kitchen bitches.
22nd ammendment...gone. If we ever get a good president he's in for life.
26th amendment...gone. 18 year olds voting. WTF? The youth of America has proven themselves to be complete idiots. Voting age is now 40 and even then you have to pass a test. I'll determine the test and how it's scored.
Just a few of the bullshit things we're forced to live with under this crazy constitution. I'm sure there are more ideas which are to be solicited from white males only. That's a new rule too, unless you're a white trash male. I will make that detemination as well. Oh, didn't I tell you? Since I am the supreme ruler I, and I alone will make and/or change the rules. Hey, I just thought of another one. Anyone driving an electric car is to be shot on sight.
