Stand by for another emergency Economic Stimulus check! Woo hoo! Better make these 3 or 4 grand per person.
Then we take all that money, and sink it into flipping real estate like those guys on the late night informercials get rich doing. Then we can build up a massive MLM network with the world's largest downline. Rich, rich , rich! That Nigerian Oil Widow has nothing on us!
Sometimes I wonder how the economy can stay afloat with all the scams going on.