We tapped into Hell and a hard hitting solution is needed.
Detonate a small tactical nuke down the pipe. Two outcome scenarios;
1) Well permanently is welded shut.
2) Nuke blast ruptures 200 million bbl oil resevoir like Humpty Dumpty. Better to have it all out at once instead of a slow steady drip.
Underwater fallout should radiate contaminated seafood safe and cause huge mutations to Gulf life of all types. The next Mardi Gras parade will be the first that features real giant heads instead ot paper mache giant heads.
This is a solid plan, lets do it...
Dr. Rennick Strangelove out
Detonate a small tactical nuke down the pipe. Two outcome scenarios;
1) Well permanently is welded shut.
2) Nuke blast ruptures 200 million bbl oil resevoir like Humpty Dumpty. Better to have it all out at once instead of a slow steady drip.
Underwater fallout should radiate contaminated seafood safe and cause huge mutations to Gulf life of all types. The next Mardi Gras parade will be the first that features real giant heads instead ot paper mache giant heads.
This is a solid plan, lets do it...
Dr. Rennick Strangelove out