OK. OK. I am old, but I am NOT stupid. You are jiving me with the 80 trades, right? In my wildest imagination I see 43 NQ trades today. Would you please post your transaction reports so that I can quit calling you a liar? In any event, I am going to ask my own trading shrink, Dr. Arthur Deco, to engage you in a dialogue about either the fantasy or the reality of your overtrading. Now clearly I UNDERTRADED today, with only one trade, but I got such a mental orgasm from it that I had to go codify the rules for it, and spent the rest of the day coding it up, complete with flashing red and green lights ("Teach Me to Trade!"), deafening audibles, and electrified rectal probe buzzer (don't want to miss a trade!).