I know a guy that is really good at it. He always gets stalked by his brokers. Or at least he did until he won a few lawsuits.
Anyone have know of any firms that keep brokers on a leash and if you have a large account or make some bad-ass trades you are not going to get phone calls asking how you trade or have people breaking into your house to eat your shit to find out how you trade?
Are you trying to set an award for "The Most Weird Newbie Threads in 1 Day" or something?