I guess by that logic since you didn't finish the flying lessons you lied about you never had any.
1. Since i cannot fly a plane this is actually correct. It is as if I never went.
Since you only got a nursing degree instead of a medical degree you didn't go to nursing school.
2. I went to school for nursing, finished, and have a licence. What is this talk about Medical school? That was just stupid, Luke.
Since you're not a NASCAR driver you really don't have a drivers license.
3.But I did go to driving school and have a license, again, stupid.
Since you've been relegated to third shift you're not capable of working first shift.
4.We have discussed the the third shift thing, but since you and your family are all blue collar, you would never get that.
Since you don't know the difference between a .22 rim fire and 5.56mm NATO round you never fired an M16.
5. But I qualifed every year to fire that weapon, and can prove that. You say you went to college, DNF. You are a dropout. Of course, that fits your overall profile.
Since were were never in harms way you were never in the Army.
6. I finished BCT and was honorably discharged. Do you see the pattern? You have no paper. You have talk and low T, and that is about it.
