No More Me Dating This Girl

Quote from u21c3f6:

You didn't give any details about the girl but maybe she thinks that it won't hurt anymore when she reaches puberty.

Joe. :)
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Me feel sorry for you sister Joe. What she now, 14, 15? and she already 380 Lbs. I seen her sitting at the beach the other day providing shade for her friends. And ugly! You know Joey, some people get hit with the Ugly Stick the moment they born. Like you were. But then some others not only get hit with the Ugly Stick moment they are born but they get hit again with it on each birthday. Me afraid you sister one of them...

Have faith though Joe.

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PS: By the way Joey, me hear that your Momma went up to her bedroom and looked out her bedroom window and then got arrested for MOONING!!!!!!!!!
 
Have you checked her for a large wart or maybe fake nails, rings, etc. Have you done a google search? Another possibility, does she really need a larynx, maybe she has a big mouth.
 
Quote from Handsome:

I dunno if I should believe her or not..I mean how can it hurt and now she says won't hurt....she said she thought about it and really want it. Says she no think she can live without it.
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I broke her in. You're welcome. Enjoy the sloppy seconds. Don't get lost.

P.S. The Mexicans living in your mom's dark hole, they got lot of kids. I ended up employing two of them to carry my c*ck around. Got tired of the wheelbarrow.
 
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Make me feel better knowing I am not the only one with a one-eyed monster.
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You didn't say your girlfriend was a one-eyed monster.

Dump her.
 
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