No More Me Dating This Girl

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Handsome

This girl me like tell me last night that me penis is too big and long and hurts her so maybe we should not screw any more times. :(

All my life girls like that me penis big and long by saying things like:

"OMG, you not only handsome, Handsome, but you penis is OMG wonderful"

But this girl I really like, tell me me like horse and hurt her.

Should I just forget about her?
 
I have the same problem. The blue balls were killing me. That's why I got your mom's number, you can land a jumbo f**king jet in that stank hole.
 
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I have the same problem. The blue balls were killing me. That's why I got your mom's number, you can land a jumbo f**king jet in that stank hole.
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That's why I frequent ET. The uplifting banter is a precious part of my evenings.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
Quote from Handsome:

This girl me like tell me last night that me penis is too big and long and hurts her so maybe we should not screw any more times. :(

All my life girls like that me penis big and long by saying things like:

"OMG, you not only handsome, Handsome, but you penis is OMG wonderful"

But this girl I really like, tell me me like horse and hurt her.

Should I just forget about her?
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You should date someone who's more than 5 feet tall then this won't be a problem anymore.
 
Quote from Hydroblunt:

I have the same problem. The blue balls were killing me. That's why I got your mom's number, you can land a jumbo f**king jet in that stank hole.
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omg i just spat my drink all over my computer lol!!!! what a response to a fucking lunatic thread.:D :D
 
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I have the same problem. The blue balls were killing me. That's why I got your mom's number, you can land a jumbo f**king jet in that stank hole.
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I must note that this ended up being a short term solution. After a while, Handsome's mom ended up renting out that space to a family of illegal Mexicans.

I took note of this entreprenial move and soon came up with my own scheme. I incentivized a wheelchair rental shop to open next door, this way the girls had a quick answer for their walking problem the next morning.
 
I turn here to help me with this girl and you all make stupid comments.

:mad:

Well I told her I no longer want to date her at all or bring her anymore to my mansion if she no more want to screw and few hours later she called me and told me she sorry...that she want it...every inch of it...

I dunno if I should believe her or not..I mean how can it hurt and now she says won't hurt....she said she thought about it and really want it. Says she no think she can live without it.

So I no longer need to ask for advice here from people who me thought was me trading friends. :mad:

Some of you just jealous that me have big, long, thick D_ _ K !

Well that 2 bad because someone has to have one and better ME than YOU! :D :D :D :D
 
You didn't give any details about the girl but maybe she thinks that it won't hurt anymore when she reaches puberty.

Joe. :)
 
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