You have my sincerest condolences on your mixed ancestry. Here in the colonies it is no laughing matter. Those of us misfortunate enough to add to that melange the doubtful genealogy of Scotts-Irish and Welsh must forever labor under the sobriquet "white trash." Your kingdoms are peaceable because you exported entire generations of criminals, misfits, and the misbegotten to our welcoming shores. I have no doubt that the resulting genetic cesspool spawned the shameful profession of daytrading here!