Do any of you remember the "Silva Mind System"
Every day in every way, I get better and better?
Good resolution. Nothing definite.
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FROM THE BITCH
1. I promise not to reenact scenes from "The Exorcist" when I have PMS.
2. I promise not to put "cocktail weenie" and "your dick" in the same sentence.
3. I promise not to run the blender and get a gleam in my eye and laugh manically while you watch sports on TV with your buddies.
4. I promise I will not use your credit card when you piss me off.
7. I promise I will not use your shaver to trim my poodle.
8. I promise if you flirt with some bimbo, you will wish you didn't.
9. I promise I will not refer to your children from your first marriage as the "little bastards."
10. I promise I will make your life a living hell if you ever say I am fat, old or "just like my mother".
Every day in every way, I get better and better?
Good resolution. Nothing definite.
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FROM THE BITCH
1. I promise not to reenact scenes from "The Exorcist" when I have PMS.
2. I promise not to put "cocktail weenie" and "your dick" in the same sentence.
3. I promise not to run the blender and get a gleam in my eye and laugh manically while you watch sports on TV with your buddies.
4. I promise I will not use your credit card when you piss me off.
7. I promise I will not use your shaver to trim my poodle.
8. I promise if you flirt with some bimbo, you will wish you didn't.
9. I promise I will not refer to your children from your first marriage as the "little bastards."
10. I promise I will make your life a living hell if you ever say I am fat, old or "just like my mother".
