Quote from John Merchant:
Take that $2500 and get laid as much and as well as you can. That is at least 25 nights' worth of pussy, even more at the all-you-can-eat buffet. You can always learn to trade when you're old like me. But you will not always be able to get it off five times a night. Heed the voice of experience. At sixty I still get more pleasure from fucking fat girls than I ever get from trading, or ever will. I have NEVER made a trade that felt better than a good blowjob. Get your priorities straight, boy, not to mention your dick!