New study finds people can't sneeze without closing their eyes

Pekelo

Pekelo

I have just finished this study in my basement. It also happens to be a fairly obvious fact of life. If you don't believe me, try it.

I figured I would release my study among the thousands of bullshit studies released every day. There are way too many American universities with way too many studies to be published. At least mine was free to conduct and took about 5 seconds to confirm...
(I am a serial sneezer)
 
Pekelo said:
I have just finished this study in my basement. It also happens to be a fairly obvious fact of life. If you don't believe me, try it.
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If you don't close your eyes you risk they will pop out of your head.
If you don't believe me, just try... or maybe better not.
 
Pekelo said:
I have just finished this study in my basement. It also happens to be a fairly obvious fact of life. If you don't believe me, try it.

I figured I would release my study among the thousands of bullshit studies released every day. There are way too many American universities with way too many studies to be published. At least mine was free to conduct and took about 5 seconds to confirm...
(I am a serial sneezer)
More...
I like the 5 year study that confirms exercise helps relieve depression.
You should apply for a grant for your sneeze study. :D
 
I read one the other day that Weber Grills.... in conjunction with U.C. Santa Barbara.... confirmed (after a 3 year study) that dogs prefer grilled steak over grilled corn on the cob.
 
I conducted the second part of the study. The result is:

Humans can not sneeze while they are sleeping. So the cure for constant sneezing is to fall asleep.
 
I have read about this but, but I have heard that when human sneeze, it heart stops beating and he experience a clinical death for milisecond
 
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