New Rules For Men

[Tom B]

Don't let your wishful thinking get the better of you. These glimpses into your closet are unappealing.

You are an anorexic, bulimic metrosexual. Freddie, even you don't believe your post.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

You are an anorexic, bulimic metrosexual.

WTF?

How pathetically infantile. Seek help, but don't expect much.

 

[Slartibartfast]

From Singapore?

Probably. I recon he subscribed to Paul Pluter watch channel. He likes Trump so presumably he has a fondness for other obnoxious assholes?

I have a Speedy as the Rolex is ordinary looking as anything and looks too small on my wrist.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

Probably. I recon he subscribed to Paul Pluter watch channel. He likes Trump so presumably he has a fondness for other obnoxious assholes?

Are you sure that's not Tom, himself? Because this is pretty much what I expect he sounds and looks like.

 

[Slartibartfast]

Are you sure that's not Tom, himself? Because this is pretty much what I expect he sounds and looks like.

I was thinking that. Sorry I meant to add, turn your volume down first.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

I was thinking that. Sorry I meant to add, turn your volume down first...

...and try not to look directly at the screen.

 

[Slartibartfast]

...and try not to look directly at the screen.

Tom B. has met his future husband in Paul.

 

[kingjelly]

Because it's much harder to make it in the real world?

Isn't there an expression - particularly in trading - that says "those that can't do, teach." ?

Believe it or not there are some people who consider teaching younger generations one of the most important functions in the 'real world'. As for trading educators, no argument from me on that one.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

Tom B. has met his future husband in Paul.

Well, if that's not Tom, then it's surely our toy soldier, Pwnedexter.

 

[Slartibartfast]

In the Ronaldo case I read that she said no to Anal, but then curled up into a ball and he did it anyway (or she let him do it anyway because she needed the evidence to get her pay day).

That situation reminded me of the hilarious old Rucka Rucka Ali tune:
...
I shoulda never have told the ho to take her pants off
I shoulda never have nutted up inside her asshole
Because the sperm in her butt was evidence against me
....
I fucked up my life
Her butthole was tight
But not worth doing time
Cause now I'm gettin' boned in mine
...

NSFW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMDCfX4zk54

That song is really catchy

Might have to arrange a Karaoke night.