New Pope has 9 pts on Drivers Liscense

[nutmeg]

Just kidding...

The Asian guy lost

 

[gwb-trading]

"The new Pope came out on the balcony, saw his shadow, and realized there was six more centuries of scandals."

 

[nutmeg]

Apparently they elected the black dude for Pope first but someone pointed out the Popes washing machine is for 'whites only'.

 

[gwb-trading]

What's the first thing the new pope asked after the white smoke appeared.

"Has anyone seen my stash?"

 

[nutmeg]

Pope Francis' first speech:

"My people, let me be Frank..."

 

[Lucrum]

I'm not Catholic but could someone explain why anyone would stand around all day in cold weather waiting on a Pope to be elected? Then scream and shout as if they'd won the lottery when one is selected.

I mean if it wasn't in the news, I'd never know the GD difference.

 

[gwb-trading]

Karl Rove is demanding a recount...

and Nate Silver claims he correctly predicted the conclave results.

 

[gwb-trading]

Paris Hilton wants to know if the new pope guy is single.

 

[JamesL]

Quote from Lucrum:

I'm not Catholic but could someone explain why anyone would stand around all day in cold weather waiting on a Pope to be elected? Then scream and shout as if they'd won the lottery when one is selected.

Were you asleep for the 2008 and 2012 election cycle?

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from JamesL:

Were you asleep for the 2008 and 2012 election cycle?

No, but then I've never gotten excited about any president getting elected either.