New York - A prominent psychiatrist in the Manhattan area boldly admitted that after thirty years of âhearing it all,â our society is on a steady decline and we are all basically âwe're all just plain fucking crazy."
Wishing to remain anonymous, the doctor spoke from behind a shielded screen to a stunned audience. The doctor also offered up, as further proof of his theory, that his own mental health was in jeopardy after dealing with lunatics day in and day out.
âIâm starting to wonder about myself these days. I love the taste of vodka with a valium chaser a lot more than I did in my early twenties." The doctor believes there is no hope on the horizon. âThe world today is short circuiting as we speak.â He said. âSuddenly I'm treating tons multiple personality disorders, pedophiles, rapists, schizophrenics and murderers⦠and that's just other doctors I treat out of professional courtesy.â
When asked by a member of the audience what changes he would like to see in the psychiatric community the doctor replied, "I'd like them to allow me to legally bill a multiple personality disorder for each individual personality. I think that's fair." Under current law psychiatrists may only issue one bill per patient no matter how may personalities they may harbor.
