New & Improved Lebanon

"They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot"
- Big Yellow Taxi

Once the demolition is done the question will be; What can we do to re-create Lebanon?

I think it needs a new name. The small town I live in was burned by the Yankee Terrorists during the Great War of Southern Independence and was re-named afterward, I think this is a healthy approach. What do you guy's think of Nomomecca?, or perhaps Sharonica? Nod?

Some ideas about what the New Improved Lebanon could use;

-A theme park based on "Arabian Nights"

-More Late model sedans with big shiny, spinning hubcaps

-The world's largest petting zoo

-Legalized Gay Marriage and other incentives for new immigration

- A new national anthem composed by 50 Cent

-Mexicans
 
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