All the good names were taken, (like "mosuccess" fer instance). hence Nutmeg. I've spoken at length to mother about this.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Nutmeg."
"Nutmeg who?"
Nutmeg holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
p.s. if you must know, my mother signed me up on ET. This is not something I wanted to do.