'Never, ever marry an American woman'

[BSAM]

Most women are only good for about 4 to 5 hours.
Send 'em home after that.

If you want a true friend, get yourself a good dog.

 

[Ditch]

Most women are only good for about 4 to 5 hours.
Send 'em home after that.

If you want a true friend, get yourself a good dog.

Spoken like a real man.

 

[jimmiebarton]

Most women are only good for about 4 to 5 hours.
Send 'em home after that.

If you want a true friend, get yourself a good dog.

4 to 5 hours?? :eek: after 20mins bored and go ck the futures

 

[blakpacman]

4 to 5 hours?? :eek: after 20mins bored and go ck the futures

He's the marathon man.

 

[BSAM]

American Woman...The Guess Who

 

[heypa]

I married an American woman 67 years ago. Worked out so far.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

...If you want a true friend, get yourself a good dog.

That's only because they don't understand what you're saying when you're talking politics.

 

[Scataphagos]

I don't understand all the venom spilled over marriage. I'm celebrating my 10 year anniversary this August and could not imagine a better person to spend it with. I truly found my soul mate. Sure, there are days when I think where I would hide the body (Chris Rock joke), but the positives far, far outweigh any negatives. And we still have a wonderful sex life. Maybe, as the thread says, this is a problem with American women.

I married a Russian.

I wanted to marry a Chinese girl. Her parents said "no... he's not good enough for you". How did they know?

 

[jimmiebarton]

I wanted to marry a Chinese girl. Her parents said "no... he's not good enough for you". How did they know?

is this a riddle? apparently didn't like cut of your jib

 

[Scataphagos]

is this a riddle? apparently didn't like cut of your jib

Apparently. She could have done worse, however.