'Never, ever marry an American woman'

If you are a successful man, never get married period.
If you find a keeper, live together but don't tie the knot and don't live in a state that recognizes "common law".
 

sorry, i can't afford a Ferrari that dont mean i cant...DRIVE YOU HOME! ---------------------------------------------------> HONEY :)

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Classic....


Overtime everyday of the week
Still the house ain't big enough
Spend your money so fast
That you never see the green

Big, better, best tell me where does it end
Keeping up with the Joneses is tough
Better open your eyes boy, she just wanna buy buy buy
Better wake up boy, I'll tell you why

She's got a mean streak
But you love her so much you don't want to see her mean streak
Everybody knows she's got you on a leash, mean streak
Well, she'll laugh in your face, but you're kissing her feet
You're never good enough in the eyes of a woman with a mean streak

Every time that I look at you boy
I can see you're a nervous wreck
You try to hard to give her
Every little thing

Big car, big pool, big house, heart attack
You better bend, or you're gonna break
How far can she take you, she just wanna buy buy buy
She's gonna break you, I'll tell you why

She's got a mean streak
But you love her so much, you don't want to see her mean streak
Everybody knows she's got you on a leash, mean streak
Well she'll laugh in your face, but you're kissing her feet
You're never good enough in the eyes of a woman with a mean streak

It could be different now, if you'd only say goodbye
But you're too weak to try
Things won't change no, till you open up your eyes
How could you be so blind? Yeah

She's got a mean streak
But you love her so much, you don't want to see her mean streak
Everybody knows she's got you on a leash, mean streak
Well she'll laugh in your face, but you're kissing her feet, mean streak
You're never good enough in the eyes of a woman with a mean streak
Mean streak, mean streak

Mean streak, yeah
She's got a mean streak
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I will never get married again, hard enough to just date them, am sure "they" say same thing about me. I am not the easiest to get along, I can't figure them out well, my needs circle around I'm Hungry, I'm Sleepy, I need Entertainment and I'm Horny, my whole life can fit into one or all four of them. Women, LOL well they have finally written the book for them.




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And perfect song.
 
I don't understand all the venom spilled over marriage. I'm celebrating my 10 year anniversary this August and could not imagine a better person to spend it with. I truly found my soul mate. Sure, there are days when I think where I would hide the body (Chris Rock joke), but the positives far, far outweigh any negatives. And we still have a wonderful sex life. Maybe, as the thread says, this is a problem with American women.

I married a Russian.
 
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