NASA: Aliens May Destroy Humans Over Global Warming

Quote from Lucrum:

Let me guess, to nip this in the bud we need to -- tax the rich?



:D

No doubt. After all, that's fair.

ps. This nonsense came from the same Penn State unit that was involved in the East Anglia data hoax revealed in emails last year. One more example of tax dollars at work. And our leaders just cannot find any unnecessary spending to cut, even as a symbolic measure.
 
No worries, the visitors will experience landing fees higher than they can handle, not to mention the union will require union workers on staff ( minimum of eight hour pay for a four hour shift) to guide them in and park/ unload the vehicles. Didn't even mention the TSA yet ...

Aliens won't stand a chance.
 
Quote from bugscoe:

Perhaps we can the tax rich aliens?
LOL. Maybe we should create an Extraterrestrial Alien tax that is so steep it will prohibit any of them from wanting to come here.

We should do it within the next year because the Democrats are really good at this kind of stuff.

I'm just afraid Obama would give them amnesty. :D
 
Quote from Tsing Tao:

Wasn't this the premise of The Day The Earth Stood Still?

Does this guy expect Keanu Reeves to land soon?
Hey, that's right. Isn't Hollywood where the liberal scientists get their ideas?
 
Bogus report. The Gaurdian and The Drudge Report are complete idiots. NASA tweeted this link this morning, explaining that this is NOT a NASA report...

http://paleblueblog.org/post/9110304050/some-important-points-of-clarification

"So here’s the thing. This isn’t a “NASA report.” It’s not work funded by NASA, nor is it work supported by NASA in other ways. It was just a fun paper written by a few friends, one of whom happens to have a NASA affiliation."


"Well, the paper came out a couple months ago. Today, for some reason, The Guardian picked it up, publishing an article about it with the following title: “Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientist: Rising greenhouse emissions may tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report for NASA.” That then was picked up by The Drudge Report, with this headline:

“NASA REPORT: Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilizations…”

UH OH. Now that is a bit problematic."



Just more evidence of media incompetence.
 
Quote from Kassz007:

Bogus report. The Gaurdian and The Drudge Report are complete idiots. NASA tweeted this link this morning, explaining that this is NOT a NASA report...

http://paleblueblog.org/post/9110304050/some-important-points-of-clarification

"So here’s the thing. This isn’t a “NASA report.” It’s not work funded by NASA, nor is it work supported by NASA in other ways. It was just a fun paper written by a few friends, one of whom happens to have a NASA affiliation."


"Well, the paper came out a couple months ago. Today, for some reason, The Guardian picked it up, publishing an article about it with the following title: “Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientist: Rising greenhouse emissions may tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report for NASA.” That then was picked up by The Drudge Report, with this headline:

“NASA REPORT: Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilizations…”

UH OH. Now that is a bit problematic."



Just more evidence of media incompetence.

This 15 second clip pretty much sums it up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxGMbMOCZAQ
 
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