That lie has come out of your lying mouth before, and didn't even slow you down, weaken your psychopathic, obsessive grip on your keyboard, or allow you to stop foaming at the mouth every time I poke at you. Mommy and daddy failed to teach you any degree of self-discipline, and it shows.
It just underscores, yet again, how hilarious it is for an illiterate, obsessive, twitchy, gender-confused thing like you to claim having worked as a professional in anything more complex than the city dump.
I'd bet a c-note that you'll be back here, or sniffing at my shorts in some other thread, before long. Easiest money ever... assuming someone would be dumb enough to take the other side.