Nailed a quant job at a hedge fund!

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My boss told me after I joined the shop, we have more clients visit our firm and the fund has increased by 20%. He has since stopped introducing my Ivy league coworkers and their paper models which caused our clients tons of money. People want to see the real performance.
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lol
all time most insane ET poster right here.
Can't believe anyone is buying this story.
 
My first trading model went on live is a super success. The model works like this:

I want to attack the statistical arbitrage AutoTraderEx6 run by a big long-short hedge fund. I started to put down his shorts a little bit at the same time put up his long position. I keep shaking and make the Auto trader excited until the operator feels so good and increases size significantly. All of sudden, I pull up his shorts and pushes back his longs, I make sure the spread is wide open so he can't escape easily. I know he has reached the limit but can't be stopped. I see he is rushing out ...
 
Quote from bathrobe:

Congratulations!

Because of this board, this thread will quickly take a sad turn where everyone tries to bash you for some imaginary reason. err, jealously
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fuck off ass-clown

:)
 
Quote from bathrobe:

I dont dislike the board. It is great entertainment. Take you for example, you probably chose your name thinking someone would find you intelligent.

I do think it is sad to see so many adults(this can't be proven) pick fights and gush over Goldman Sachs and dream of an IB job all from mom's basement.

It is great to know I have someone following me around the internet.
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LOL!!
 
Quote from Informed:

Most of my job is to print out live performance sheet and hand to our clients who spent more time looking at me than the numbers.
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awwww man!!!


i can only dream of that job. ive been stuck on coffee and laundry duty for 4 years now. one day....
 
Quote from FredBloggs:

awwww man!!!


i can only dream of that job. ive been stuck on coffee and laundry duty for 4 years now. one day....
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Most successful fund managers do not have Ph.D. degree, but they do like to hire them. If I got promoted to the manager, I will hire some Ph.D. too. The Ph.D.s are usually not very aggressive. The reason they got Ph.D. is they could not find a job and would work hard like a slave. Some fund managers give Ph.D. female hormone to make them sex slave (claiming female hormone helps trading ).

Not surprise, Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Apple, Dell ... are not started by PH.D.

Smart people will stop at master level.
 
Quote from FloydUpperman:

On balance I have found that women do indeed make better traders. Women seem to be more realistic and they also seem to be more protective of both profits and principle. They also seem to be able to follow the rules better overall. In addition, they seem to have superior instinct (that woman’s intuition).

Floyd Upperman
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Most successful fund managers do not have Ph.D. degree, but they do like to hire them. If I got promoted to the manager, I will hire some Ph.D. too. The Ph.D.s are usually not very aggressive. The reason they got Ph.D. is they could not find a job and would work hard like a slave. Some fund managers give Ph.D. female hormone to make them sex slave (claiming female hormone helps trading ).

Not surprise, Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Apple, Dell ... are not started by PH.D.

Smart people will stop at master level.
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And even smarter people don't study or less study just Bachelor Level..lolzz

just start working their own field ..that they could make progress very faster
 
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