Nailed a quant job at a hedge fund!

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Informed

During the interview, the manager asked me how much I know about exotic option model, ... I started to undress myself and dance to the music...and amazingly I got the job.

Later on he said I know much better how to trade than most of the quants. Those stupid quants don't understand when FED plays the music, you got to dance, and I told him I know you are long.

I got the job.
 
Most phD quants frontrun using low latency flash orders.

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During the interview, the manager asked me how much I know about exotic option model, ... I started to undress myself and dance to the music...and amazingly I got the job.

Later on he said I know much better how to trade than most of the quants. Those stupid quants don't understand when FED plays the music, you got to dance, and I told him I know you are long.

I got the job.
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Congratulations!

Because of this board, this thread will quickly take a sad turn where everyone tries to bash you for some imaginary reason. err, jealously
 
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Congratulations!

Because of this board, this thread will quickly take a sad turn where everyone tries to bash you for some imaginary reason. err, jealously
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LOL

Reread the post, it's obviously a joke thread :p ... but tell you what. :)

If you dislike this Board so badly, half-a-wit, feel free to run your virtual ass back over to TradersLab. :D
 
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LOL

Reread the post, it's obviously a joke thread :p ... but tell you what. :)

If you dislike this Board so badly, half-a-wit, feel free to run your virtual ass back over to TradersLab. :D
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I dont dislike the board. It is great entertainment. Take you for example, you probably chose your name thinking someone would find you intelligent.

I do think it is sad to see so many adults(this can't be proven) pick fights and gush over Goldman Sachs and dream of an IB job all from mom's basement.

It is great to know I have someone following me around the internet.
 
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I dont dislike the board. It is great entertainment. Take you for example, you probably chose your name thinking someone would find you intelligent.
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And I take it yours means that you sit around in your underwear trading, LOL. :D
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I do think it is sad to see so many adults(this can't be proven) pick fights and gush over Goldman Sachs and dream of an IB job all from mom's basement.
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That must be your favorite fantasy, no one has mentioned it on this thread.

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It is great to know I have someone following me around the internet.
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Nah, I don't follow around an assclown like you who can't even figure-out that this is a joke thread. In case you didn't know, several people post on both Boards (ROTF). :p
 
You probably have nearly 7000 posts in less than 2 years by arguing with "ass clowns"

I do trade in a bathrobe in the winter, underwear in the summer. Good call.

I bet you, with your nearly 7000 posts , have read teh GS/IB love affair, or have done it yourself. IB/GS/Quant at HF/the beloved SAC

This is no joke

During the interview, the manager asked me how much I know about exotic option model, ... I started to undress myself and dance to the music...and amazingly I got the job.

Later on he said I know much better how to trade than most of the quants. Those stupid quants don't understand when FED plays the music, you got to dance, and I told him I know you are long.
 
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