My Pillow Idiot: The Madness Continues

Hey MAGA GOPers, the insane Pillow Idiot needs your money. Please divert some of the usual grift you are sending to Donald his way.

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Whatever... but we ordered 1 set of those towels he has for a trial run... and let me say, we'll be ordering more. They really are great towels. And I'm not the one that make these decisions... albeit muttley, and by proxy me, ruined several of the old towels as poor muttley (sometimes) has accidents in the middle of the night now. And once they get used to sop up pee lol... that towel is forever banned from human use. It's like putting a tupperware bowel of her food in the fridge. Whatever.

But they are good towels if you need to replace some. I haven't tried the Giza sheets yet. If I really wanted to, I could just pour a a little water on a bed and say "where did this come from?" She can't get up in them anymore though, so I'd probably get busted.

You guys need to leave the My Pillow guy alone. What's his bond btw? $250MM?
Right... there's no coordinated effort to make Joe a Putin-like unopposed candidate in 2024.
"End of democracy" they said. :rolleyes:
 
Whatever... but we ordered 1 set of those towels he has for a trial run... and let me say, we'll be ordering more. They really are great towels. And I'm not the one that make these decisions... albeit muttley, and by proxy me, ruined several of the old towels as poor muttley (sometimes) has accidents in the middle of the night now. And once they get used to sop up pee lol... that towel is forever banned from human use. It's like putting a tupperware bowel of her food in the fridge. Whatever.

But they are good towels if you need to replace some. I haven't tried the Giza sheets yet. If I really wanted to, I could just pour a a little water on a bed and say "where did this come from?" She can't get up in them anymore though, so I'd probably get busted.

You guys need to leave the My Pillow guy alone. What's his bond btw? $250MM?
Right... there's no coordinated effort to make Joe a Putin-like unopposed candidate in 2024.
"End of democracy" they said. :rolleyes:


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