My girl friend stood at the front door with her suit case and said

TimtheEnchanter

TimtheEnchanter

"I'm leaving you because all of your strange sexual requests"

I replied "That's fine, but could you slam the door on my penis as you leave"
 
Wow, talk about regret. I am sorry I didn't take the time to see how many stupid ass posts you made before I responded to another of your threads. Dang, kick me in the ass.
 
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Wow, talk about regret. I am sorry I didn't take the time to see how many stupid ass posts you made before I responded to another of your threads. Dang, kick me in the ass.
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seriously, you are too serious.. just sayin'
 
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