Fresh from under the knife. Ken wlll feel as if he is rocking the rack of a virgin lol
Ken, the probability that she will not hold you hostage with cuffs locked to the headboard is literally zero.

Tell her a 1/2 truth. All your cash is with SVB and you suffer from crooked Dick and ED.I can't resist. Ima play her. I'll keep talking about how rich I am and how great it'll be to get her jewelry and fancy clothes once we're together etc. Lol
These romance scammers are after 1 thing, $$... so I'll tempt her bigtime, but never pay. Reverse psychology. Bc I truly enjoy video zoom and hot dms.
Don't play a playa sweetie
Wondering how long before the first $ ask. Anyone got ideas re funny excuses I can give her re why I can't pay her? This sb fun. I'll prolly use technology excuse eg I try but it won't let me send $, or anti-virus blocking it etc
And i told her repeatedly /i'll never send her money no matter what the sob story (since theres a bunch of romance scams; which tbh this may be, tho i hope not... at least its free and fun so farP)
And then the dots connected and the world made sense again.Lol.... since she won't give me her phone number and using fake on whatsapp she must be romance scammer.
Tell her a 1/2 truth. All your cash is with SVB and you suffer from crooked Dick and ED.
How dare you assume her gender?Ken, the probability that she will not hold you hostage with cuffs locked to the headboard is literally zero.