I was looking at all sorts of closed end funds. I was looking for how every thing fared in the Black Swan 2008 meltdown.
At first I was like "convertible debt CEFs" - it may have done ok, the debt aspect probably kept them doing a little better. So, so wrong. Cut in half, or more.
Then I was like "so I wonder about preferred stock CEFs, how'd they do?" Cut in half, or more.
*THEN* I was like "ok, well surely investment grade bonds hung in there OK". Nope, cut in half or close to it.
Then, practically crying, I was like "OK, what about short term bond funds??? Surely with their short duration they are somewhat close to cash?!?!?" No, they got torn up.
So then I read about how gold did - it didn't do that great either. It came back pretty strong, but in the main crash it took a big hit as well.
So does nothing other than cold hard cash survive the black-swan events? Looking around, it looks like MAYBE there were some ULTRA-short term bond funds (mutual funds) that did OK in 2008 - didn't really take that big a hit. Of course you get paid nothing as well.
Is that it, along with the actual black-swan funds themselves, which lose money hand over fist 99% of the time? Brutal.
At first I was like "convertible debt CEFs" - it may have done ok, the debt aspect probably kept them doing a little better. So, so wrong. Cut in half, or more.
Then I was like "so I wonder about preferred stock CEFs, how'd they do?" Cut in half, or more.
*THEN* I was like "ok, well surely investment grade bonds hung in there OK". Nope, cut in half or close to it.
Then, practically crying, I was like "OK, what about short term bond funds??? Surely with their short duration they are somewhat close to cash?!?!?" No, they got torn up.
So then I read about how gold did - it didn't do that great either. It came back pretty strong, but in the main crash it took a big hit as well.
So does nothing other than cold hard cash survive the black-swan events? Looking around, it looks like MAYBE there were some ULTRA-short term bond funds (mutual funds) that did OK in 2008 - didn't really take that big a hit. Of course you get paid nothing as well.
Is that it, along with the actual black-swan funds themselves, which lose money hand over fist 99% of the time? Brutal.
