You do realize that my last statement was a tongue-in-cheek comment. Yes, this portfolio is short these stocks, but GOOGL is my second largest holding in my overall portfolio.
Yes, I'm selling disaster insurance, but will it be disastrous for me? No. The notional exposure to the downside is ~1x cash. I understand that I'll likely not get crushed tomorrow or even this year or the balance of the decade--but some day. And when that day comes, I'll still be in business.
I appreciate the best wishes. I hope (dammit, I used that word again) this thread will be entertaining and engaging whichever way it goes.