Muslim Gays Seek Lesbians For Wives

Quote from Rearden Metal:

Oh... you don't know? The <i>shahid</i> isn't just promised 72 (female) virgins, but also 28 "smooth skinned young boys" to pleasure him in the afterlife. No joke.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you're going to martyr yourself for the almighty. Wouldn't you rather forego the 72 virgins and just take 6 or 7 pros?
 
Quote from Red_Ink_inc:

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you're going to martyr yourself for the almighty. Wouldn't you rather forego the 72 virgins and just take 6 or 7 pros?
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I couldn't agree more!:D
 
Quote from Red_Ink_inc:

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you're going to martyr yourself for the almighty. Wouldn't you rather forego the 72 virgins and just take 6 or 7 pros?
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Imagine the big bad heroic shahid up there in paradise, repeating over and over those things one inevitably must say to virgin/inexperienced chicks...

"<b>Ow!</b> Allah damn it, I said NO TEETH!"

and...

Trust me, even if you don't need to pee right afterwards, <b>you need to pee right afterwards</b>... unless of course, you want a UTI...

and...

"Oh, did I get some in your eye? I'm so sorry. Just run it under cold water for a couple minutes, and the stinging will go away."

and...

"No, I'm telling you for a fact, it doesn't have to smell like that! Go to your gynecologist and get an antibiotic called Metronidazole. Tetracyclines would also work..."

:D :D :D
 
Wow. Gay virgins are pretty hard to come by these days.

It is kind of a paradox. No gay sex while you're alive, but help yourself to all you want in heaven after you're dead.

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