The time has come for the truth to be known. There is no Flipatronica version 'whatever' terrorising the bund or a Megatron android controlling the euribor. This is not a laughing matter.. not by a long shot
The truth is that I Robert Mugabe, having cleansed my beautiful nation of the infidel 'white' farmer, am now seeking to wipe out that other evil.. the '2-bob' local. There is only one Bob.. and that my friends is me.
I have assembled a team of Africa's finest computer programmers and operational research specialists who have analysed in detail the evolution of the Eurex markets over the past 5 years. With the co-operation of a Mr Rotter ( who was only too happy to divulge knowledge, in the wake of receiving death threats) my staff have developed the finest blackbox to date.
MDS ( Mugabe Death Squad) is a simple yet effective system which incorporates amongst other functions.. chaos theory, random walk modelling and asymptotic modulation. MDS is first being tested on the Bund with promising results.
I am giving every 2-bob local the chance now to quit before I unleash MDS on every global futures market.
You have been warned. There is only one Bobby Mugabe