Multi-Generational MAGA - Jobless claims near 50 year low

[LacesOut]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-jobless-claims-fell-to-a-49-year-low-last-week-1536237250

WOW!

All you had to do was overturn everything Obama the Marxist put in place, and the economy charges full steam ahead.

 

[exGOPer]

 

[Slartibartfast]

It is really hard to believe this is a trading forum.

I'm reminded of college when a friend played the baby game "Peek-a-boo, where is he? there he is!" with another guy in class until the guy threw a glass bottle and hit him in the head.

There are just some things that don't work with adults.

 

[LacesOut]

Great news!
Another dagger in the heart of the coup seekers and leftist crybabies!
ZING!

 

[vanzandt]

It is really hard to believe this is a trading forum.

I'm reminded of college when a friend played the baby game "Peek-a-boo, where is he? there he is!" with another guy in class until the guy threw a glass bottle and hit him in the head.

There are just some things that don't work with adults.

I trained my Pit to play peekaboo. She rolls on her back and puts her paws over her eyes. Its pretty cute.

Maybe we can train Tony to become a Trumpy if we use enough Milkbones.

 

[Slartibartfast]

I trained my Pit to play peekaboo. She rolls on her back and puts her paws over her eyes. Its pretty cute.

Maybe we can train Tony to become a Trumpy if we use enough Milkbones.

I think he might just rip your throat out but you could give it a go. Probably he would just look at you for a bit and go about his business.

But you see the point of the chart. How does it feel to be on the team with the embarrassingly fucking dumb all the time? Bother you at all that you are on "Team" Treefrog etc?

 

[Tony Stark]

 

[BeautifulStranger]

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Meh, this is easy to explain:
1. The unemployed were going to be unemployed anyway. Eventually.
2. Its Obama’s fault!
3. The virus took us completely by surprise. How did we know we were supposed to follow the example of locking down as did China, where the virus originated from?
4. The virus is fake news designed by CNN to trash the economy and the markets in order to take down Trump.
5. This is another scam planned by the Democrats, like the Steele Dossier.

There, don’t you feel better?

Now, let me lean back in my folding lawn chair and toss another roll of hoarded toilet paper into the fire!

Edit: 6. What’s wrong with record unemployment anyway?

 

[Bugenhagen]

6. Stop thanking people for just doing the job they are paid for Democrats!

3 books down, one to go.