My reading comprehension skills probably aren't all that bad, but as a troll I do enjoy pretending to misunderstand comments made by others. It's a troll thing- that's just what we do.
Optional, I hereby COMMAND you to reply to this post! I demand that you MUST obediently reply soon with some sort of lame comeback attempt. Now be a good little bitch and do exactly as I say. Don't keep me waiting, just do as I have commanded and do it now!