Motivationally Binding New Year's Resolutions

[Arthur Deco]

"You must pay for any new guns, ammo, accessories and range fees with futures trading net profits." Last year's resolution would have included strange pussy. Oh, well. At least I can still shoot. Guns. Feel free to share.

 

[ET-trollbuster]

Quote from Arthur Deco:

"You must pay for any new guns, ammo, accessories and range fees with futures trading net profits." Last year's resolution would have included strange pussy. Oh, well. At least I can still shoot. Guns. Feel free to share.

in which case gabfly can afford one used daisy rider. complete with ten bbs to reuse.

 

[Arthur Deco]

The Canadium Gouvernement does not permit private ownership even of Daisy Riders without a thorough background check. ET membership would disqualify M. Enquiquineur as an aberrant recidivist literary conservative, un taon.

 

[Redneck]

Work more
Play less
Gain more weight
Drink more
Start smoking
Chase lewd women

That way when I break em – it’s all good


RN

 

[Arthur Deco]

Oh, my! Won't that violeat the trailer park homerenters' covenants?

 

[nazzdack]

Quote from Arthur Deco:
.....Last year's resolution would have included strange pussy. Oh, well.

Are shooting blanks or live ammo?

 

[Gabfly1]

Quote from ET-trollbuster:

in which case gabfly can afford one used daisy rider. complete with ten bbs to reuse.

And if you were provide the (hot) forced air as the necessary propellant, then just imagine the potential velocity and range.