Most reliable way to kill yourself?

[bookish]

...without screwing it up and spending the rest of your life in a nursing home drooling on yourself.

 

[Pension_Admin]

Why do you want to kill yourself anyway?

 

[Pension_Admin]

I just want to share this beautiful song with you. It is the song my therapist prescribed to me for daily listening.

 

[Banjo]

Run across he 405 freeway.

 

[Scataphagos]

Depends. If you want to do it "quick", crawl into a wood chipper. If you want a long, drawn-out torture, get married.

(JK about the wood chipper... prolly too small to crawl into. A 12ga shotgun with "000 Buck" in the mouth pointed out the top of your head should do the trick. My neighbor did that.... took his head clean off.)

 

[elderado]

Run across he 405 freeway.

More effective if you walk.

Better idea? Work on your Instagram starhood. Seems a lot easier and there are so many opportunities!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...lling-100ft-taking-photos-highway-Oregon.html

 

[Pension_Admin]

You guys are ridiculous! Everyone know that if you want to die, you go play the Game of Thrones!

 

[bookish]

Depends. If you want to do it "quick", crawl into a wood chipper. If you want a long, drawn-out torture, get married.

(JK about the wood chipper... prolly too small to crawl into. A 12ga shotgun with "000 Buck" in the mouth pointed out the top of your head should do the trick. My neighbor did that.... took his head clean off.)

Marriage? You sick fuck! How did you even think of that? Even Italians are not that twisted!

 

[vanzandt]

...without screwing it up and spending the rest of your life in a nursing home drooling on yourself.

Call me a motherfucker to my face.

 

[Scataphagos]

Marriage? You sick fuck! How did you even think of that? Even Italians are not that twisted!

No sense of humor, eh?