More Crypto humor -- and nerve

lwlee said:
I offered a very inexpensive course for $10k/month

You will learn all the secrets that makes me one of the greatest crypto traders
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There's absolutely nothing involved to trading crypto.
All you have are gamblers...hoping, praying, Cheering on the side lines to Move up, move Up, move UP.....because, it Has to, and Everyone likes it, and it's the futuristic future and it's so cool, and Government money cash and credit cards is boring, old school.

Trading the S&P every day, now doing that actively involves skill and understanding.
 
MacBookProHo said:
There's absolutely nothing involved to trading crypto.
All you have are gamblers...hoping, praying, Cheering on the side lines to Move up, move Up, move UP.....because, it Has to, and Everyone likes it, and it's the futuristic future and it's so cool, and Government money cash and credit cards is boring, old school.

Trading the S&P every day, now doing that actively involves skill and understanding.
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People! Do NOT listen to this naysayer HATER! After you take my inexpensive $10k course, MacBookProHo will be GREEN with envy when you drive by in your LAMBO!
 
lwlee said:
People! Do NOT listen to this naysayer HATER! After you take my inexpensive $10k course, MacBookProHo will be GREEN with envy when you drive by in your LAMBO!
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Can I pay you after I start to make money?
 
deaddog said:
Can I pay you after I start to make money?
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That's a MUCH better business model for so-called....trading experts, Gurus and Course sellers,

The instruction and material is FREE -- but if you make profits....I collect 10 or 15 or 20% of them. You Only pay me....if and When...you make money, profit, for yourself.

This way looks So Much more honest and truthful.
If I make a student a million bucks in money profits....my personal take of that is 15%, or $150,000 -- everyone honestly and truthfully wins.
No one is deceiving another person. You can't accuse the expert Guru of being a charlatan who knows nothing, but is trying to sell useless material.
 
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deaddog said:
Can I pay you after I start to make money?
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Waaaaa? Only broke losers do not INVEST in their future with my GUARANTEED WINNER course! You must ask yourself if you want to be a BROKE LOSER all your life OR you can ascend to the HEAVEN where all the WINNERS are!
 
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The_Krakenite said:
You told us many times Bitcoin was going to zero... I'm patiently waiting here my friend...

No more predictions please unless you really mean them.
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Many hodlers predicted prices from 100k to even 10 MM. Why don't you make the same remarks for them?

We are in fact much closer (at least 5 times) to zero than to the 100K or more.
Hodlers are still lucky because they did not lose any money as they did not sell. ROFLMAO.

But I do understand your frustration. Everybody wants to make money and hates to take a loss.
 
Nobert said:
It changes, nothing.

Countries that officially adopted, one of the two, have only 5% of exposure in Crypto.

Officially adopted. El Salvador & Bananakistan.

Although, yes, it did changed. For the criminal world it made things easier.
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It does change things for people.
I saw last week a man from El Salvador.

I asked him: did you follow a diet because you lost almost half your weight?

He answered: Unfortunately not. Last year I followed the advice from our president that would make our life much better. I invested all my money in BTC and live now in BTC instead of our national currency. I wanted to avoid the inflation/devaluation of our national currency and protect my buying power. The last 6 months, I needed all my money to buy food. But BTC lost value on a daily basis. 6 months ago I had just enough BTC to buy enough food, but since then BTC lost 2/3 of his value. So I can buy now 3 times less food.

So for the criminals it changed a lot, but for the brainless too.
 
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