Quote from Max E. Pad:
Im pretty sure that no one would want to have sex with the kind of harpy who would walk around all day with a mouse trap up her cunt just so she can fuck some guy over in the 1 in 10 thousand shot she gets raped.
I can just picture some walrus the size of Rosie ODonut jamming one of those things inside of herself all day in the hopes that some person who has taken a little too much PCP might rape her.